That was the worst thing that has ever happened on a soccer field. Tony Pulis is absolutely appalled at the display that the United States and Canada put on. It ended 0-0, or in the eyes of those who watched, -500 - -500.

Here is a list of things that are been better than watching that match was, as compiled by Ryan Rosenblatt, Kevin McCauley, Zach Woosley and Brian Floyd:

• Being the victim of this.
• Re-organizing our DVD collection alphabetically by director
• Watching the video of the birth of someone else's child
• Nickelback
• Counting blades of grass
• Being Arsene Wenger's water bottle
• Gigli
• Reading textbooks about information systems
• The Big Bang Theory
• Undergoing a prostate exam
• Watching a looped tape of someone scratching a chalkboard
• Spending an evening with Luis Suarez
• Drafting Michael Olowokandi
• Spiders
• Watching the third Matrix
• Nickelback
• Reading Skip Bayless' Twitter
• Bathing a dog after it rolled around in another dog's crap
• Watching a theoretical match where Stevenage get in a time machine and play the 2010 Colorado Rapids
• Rick Reilly hosted Sportscenter
• Listening to Roseanne Barr sing the national anthem
• Listening to Carl Lewis sing the national anthem
• Watching the NIU basketball team play lightning
• Nickelback
• Having a dream where you're Ethan Hawke's character in Training Day.
• Watching Sandea Lee cook
• The Jaguars
• The Chiefs
• Writing a dissertation on Ben Howland's substitution patterns.
• Nickelback
• Being Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriend