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There have been so many goals scored in the World Cup that my calculator broke when I tried to add them all up, my ole TI-83 had a good run though. After breaking out my abacus I determined that entire boatload of goals found the net in France so far - 106 to be exact. Here’s all of them (not really, here are about 18).
We start things off with Sweden.
Wait for it...
#WWCTelemundo: ¡ #SWE se pone en ventaja!
— Telemundo Deportes (@TelemundoSports) June 11, 2019
Con un remate dentro del área, Kosovare Asllani marca para las europeas ⚽ pic.twitter.com/JBu2KgH3yk
As we all know, soccer is a simple game. XI players kick a ball for 90 minutes and Germany wins.
#WWCTelemundo ¡Zapatazo! Gran disparo de Giulia Gwinn para poner al frente al #GER sobre #CHN pic.twitter.com/ZKy1iqZ9Sh
— Telemundo Deportes (@TelemundoSports) June 8, 2019
Yes, if you force a turnover and score a goal you scored one of the best goal in the group stage - Bonansea would grab the 95th minute game winner also and get Italy three points against contenders if they stop the embarrassing turnovers Australia.
#ITA makes it 1-1 after #AUS ’s casual, careless defending allows Barbara Bonansea to score and make them pay (via @FOXSoccer)pic.twitter.com/uEQC7TNHXl
— Planet Fútbol (@si_soccer) June 9, 2019
Come for the goal on a one timer, stay for the after party.
RAPINOE JOINS THE PARTY! 9-0 USA!
— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) June 11, 2019
Come for the @mpinoe goal, stay for the celebration pic.twitter.com/DhF7Th17qj
Alex, why are you celebrating, you only just tied the record for most goals scored in a match in a World Cup with a total rocket fired into the upper corner? This has been a message from the goal celebration police and the office of sheriff party-pooper.
ALEX MORGAN FOR THE RECORD! @alexmorgan13's 5th ties Michelle Akers' single-game #FIFAWWC record ... and makes it 12-0 USA! pic.twitter.com/52Z0ePG6vI
— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) June 11, 2019
Turnover. Counter. Rounded keeper.
#WWCTelemundo ¡La defensa de #KOR no le vio ni el polvo !
— Telemundo Deportes (@TelemundoSports) June 12, 2019
Tremendo contraataque de #NGA para que Asisat Oshoala definiera con un disparo cruzado el segundo gol pic.twitter.com/1chSWDMyZh
In case you are wondering, Sam Kerr is so good that her movement scored this goal - it’s as if her very spirit guided the ball into the net...
#WWCTelemundo ¡Llegó el empate de #AUS!
— Telemundo Deportes (@TelemundoSports) June 13, 2019
Logarzo centró el balón pero no alcanzó nadie a rematar y terminó dentro de las redes de la arquera Bárbara #AUS 2-2 #BRA pic.twitter.com/vjsKOwTYr7
How would Japan come back after being shutout by minnows Argentina? By trying to send their shots soaring across the Pyrenees.
#WWCTelemundo ¡Llegó el primer gol nipón en esta Copa Mundial !
— Telemundo Deportes (@TelemundoSports) June 14, 2019
Golazo de #JPN de pierna derecha por parte de Mana Iwabuchi, no lo pensó dos veces y lo envía al fondo de la red de #SCO pic.twitter.com/Uai2RA37IN
The Netherlands want to make some noise in this competition - their fans certainly did that - if they can keep putting together lightning quick scores like this they can go far.
#WWCTelemundo: ¡GOLAZO!
— Telemundo Deportes (@TelemundoSports) June 15, 2019
Letal cabezazo de @VivianneMiedema que puso en ventaja a #NED ⚽ pic.twitter.com/nZZ2tqd7dh
Fox might call this a “consolation goal,” but since they pay such close attention to the deeper stories around the teams and players and countries in the World Cup that description somehow missed the real story behind it.
Late consolation for Thailand!
— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) June 16, 2019
Kanjana Sungngoen's strong finish hands #THA their first goal of the #FIFAWWC pic.twitter.com/GEnQE16iOh
Julie Ertz may have put her health at significant risk putting herself as close as she did between Carli Lloyd and the ball that she was determined to rip a hole through space and time itself to put into the back of the net.
Carli Lloyd gives #USA a 1-0 lead!#USACHI | #FIFAWWCpic.twitter.com/raKHb0uDEH
— NWSL (@NWSL) June 16, 2019
This one gets on the list for also winning the best assist of the group stage category.
South Korea with the new “best” assist of the tournament. Wow pic.twitter.com/a5oMDvz7Y7
— Anthony DiCicco (@DiCiccoMethod) June 17, 2019
Here’s Brazilian legend Marta becoming the top goal scorer in World Cup history. Brazil got through the group stage so she’ll get a chance to add to her mark against France.
Marta’s 17th FIFA World Cup goal, a new record!#ITABRA | #FIFAWWCpic.twitter.com/0z6Ce2ZF95
— NWSL (@NWSL) June 18, 2019
Huge moment here for Jamaica as they score the first goal in the World Cup for their women’s team... and exposes Australia as massive frauds with huge problems in defense in the process.
HISTORY FOR JAMAICA!
— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) June 18, 2019
Havana Solaun scores the Reggae Girlz' first-ever #FIFAWWC goal, off the nice Bunny Shaw assist. pic.twitter.com/xpgyUxRPc5
England is looking to step up after a good showing in 2015 - Ellen White is going to be a big part of seeing how far they can go.
#WWCTelemundo ¡Golazo de @England, Golazo y doblete para Ellen White!
— Telemundo Deportes (@TelemundoSports) June 19, 2019
⚽ #JPN 0-2 #ENG pic.twitter.com/Zeol5ykrO7
Argentina made waves with their defense, but when they had to score they did. Scotland proved that 3-0 is actually the worst lead in sports as the Albiceleste came storming back to win a draw. This goal to pull them within one was fantastic from Florencia Bonsegundo - she’d also get the equalizer on a penalty to put Scotland out of the tournament.
#WWCTelemundo ¡Florencia Bonsegundo marca un golazo e ilusiona a @Argentina ! pic.twitter.com/ipxiH9k3PD
— Telemundo Deportes (@TelemundoSports) June 19, 2019
If you listen closely when Njoya Ajara puts Ria Percival on the ground, you can actually hear New Zealand sink into the ocean when the ball hits the back of the net and put Cameroon through to the second round.
#WWCTelemundo: ¡GO-LA-ZO de último minuto y #CMR se mete a octavos! ⚽️
— Telemundo Deportes (@TelemundoSports) June 20, 2019
Con una jugada individual de lujo de @AjaraNjoya , las africanas le ganan a #NZL y avanzan a la siguiente ronda, eliminando también a #ARG pic.twitter.com/GqD8Um0zyx
Own Goal? VAR? WRONG, NOTHING CAN STOP TOBIN HEATH.
Magic from @TobinHeath. ✨#ThornsInFrance | #FIFAWWC https://t.co/6MSySMfazL
— Portland Thorns FC (@ThornsFC) June 20, 2019
All right, that’s been a lot of goals - let’s hope the ball finds the onion bag as the excitement continues in France going into the elimination games.