There’s a famous quote attributed to Mia Hamm: “My coach said I run like a girl, and I said if he ran a little faster he could too.”
Lynn Williams took that energy and ran (heh) with it when stats dropped showing her top speed sprinting was very, very fast. (For all of us imperial unit dummies, her 34.24 km/h top speed is 21.27 mph, which is definitely fast enough to snatch the soul out of an unsuspecting center back.)
I’ll just be over here running like a girl https://t.co/lF2ge7p0Dq— Lynn Williams (@lynnraenie) October 28, 2020
If you want some inspiration, you can grab the Lynn Williams Run Like A Girl shirt from BreakingT. Wear this when you’re running before a big holiday meal, or when you’re convincing yourself you’re going to run after a big holiday meal but really you’re going to lie down on the couch while your little cousins badger you to use your Nintendo Switch.
Disclaimer: Non-Portland fans/sad Courage fans, please look away.
If that’s not enough, there’s also a Crystal Dunn shirt celebrating her move to the Portland Thorns. As if Portland’s deck isn’t already stacked enough, they finally managed to finagle a multi-team trade to get Crystal Dunn, probably one of the smartest and most versatile players in soccer, period.
Just a reminder that BreakingT is the officially licensed shirt partner of the USWNT Players Association, which means every product you buy is money that goes directly to the players.
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