There is always an absolute net-ripping golazo lurking in either of Christen Press’ feet at all times. Let us rewatch the curling beauty she put in the goal against England in the first game of this year’s SheBelieves Cup.
The goal came with the call from Sebi Salazar, whose mind was just as blown as ours. “Christen Press, what have you done???” Just her job, although doing her job with this level of verve and artistry is kind of like an accountant turning up with a spreadsheet that when you zoom out shows the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. So BreakingT, in conjunction with the USWNT Players Association, has naturally made a shirt for the occasion.
“Oh, are you familiar with the USWNT?” you can say casually whenever someone asks you what Christen Press has done. It’s the perfect jumping off point for you to tell people What Christen Press Has Done. Please remember to keep links to her highlights bookmarked so you can whip out your phone and spread the good word.
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