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USA 3-0 Nicaragua, Gold Cup 2017: Player Ratings

Lets have some fun.

Soccer: 2017 CONCACAF Gold Cup-Nicaragua at USA David Richard-USA TODAY Sports

The United States, behind a 88th minute goal by Matt Miazga, defeated Nicaragua on Saturday night and finished atop Group B. In celebration of this accomplishment, I’m trying something different. We need a player ratings post and the rest of our staff is out having a life. If it falls on my shoulders, I’m going to do it in the snarkiest and laziest way I can think of.

Emojis! Here’s my players ratings for the 3-0 win over Nicaragua in the form of Emojis. (Note: I’m doing this in bed on my phone at 2:30 in the morning)

Player Ratings

Do you agree with these highly scientific ratings?