The United States, behind a 88th minute goal by Matt Miazga, defeated Nicaragua on Saturday night and finished atop Group B. In celebration of this accomplishment, I’m trying something different. We need a player ratings post and the rest of our staff is out having a life. If it falls on my shoulders, I’m going to do it in the snarkiest and laziest way I can think of.
Emojis! Here’s my players ratings for the 3-0 win over Nicaragua in the form of Emojis. (Note: I’m doing this in bed on my phone at 2:30 in the morning)
Do you agree with these highly scientific ratings?